i am not fly
i am levitation

i am not fly
i am levitation

1 year ago · 0 notes

i’m

i’m

1 year ago · 0 notes

so apparently they’re making a biographical movie about obama that’s supposed to portray him in a negative light
but i’ve been told that it’s not supposed to be biased
dO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT BIAS IS OH MY GOD NO

1 year ago · 0 notes

Cosmo Tip #300

foreheadtittaes:

Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea

because it’s so sharp

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1 year ago · 15,282 notes · Source

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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1 year ago · 42,464 notes · Source

  • Me: I don't want a Betty Crocker cake mix for my birthday cake.
  • Mom: Why don't you like Betty Crocker?
  • Me: I don't want to fund the batterwitch!
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom: You spend too much time on the Internet.

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maybelletea:

Favorite Movies:  Inception (2010)

“Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.”

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1 year ago · 14,329 notes · Source

adi0st0read0r:

misunderstoodsandwich:

Excuse me, but is that what I think it is on top of Tavros’s jousting target?

:O

adi0st0read0r:

misunderstoodsandwich:

Excuse me, but is that what I think it is on top of Tavros’s jousting target?

:O

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1 year ago · 11 notes · Source

whoops

sorry i haven’t updated this in ever

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lady-felton:

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

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2 years ago · 360,415 notes

battlerek:

I can’t find the source, but peaceful activist Amon who went to college is hilarious.

battlerek:

I can’t find the source, but peaceful activist Amon who went to college is hilarious.

2 years ago · 38 notes · Source

mfreems:

you can keep your superwholock because there will never be a better crossover than the jimmy timmy power hour

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